What is the meaning of this check? Do you want me to cheat? - No...
I'm just the middleman. - Are you trying to take advantage of me so you can get ahead when I fall.
Look at this! I'm the one and only Golden Leg!
You can only dream about that.
No...I don't. I just want some kickback. Please don't tell anyone.
You're trash!
I'm sorry. I'll see you later.
Golden Leg! Golden Leg...
Golden Leg...
Hung, you've been a star player for twenty years,
ever since Fung missed the penalty kick and lost his Golden Leg,
You've never had any rivals. Now that... - Oh no! Don't talk about such things!
Hung, your Evil Team has won the Gold for 5 years running. What's your secret?
Secret? The secret is having a great soccer coach.
So, are you confident of winning Gold again?
Are you a new reporter? I don't think you should ask this kind of question.
Excuse me...
Good morning, Hung!
Golden Leg!
Good morning, Hung!
Good morning!
Hung, your shoe is dirty.
I'll help you clean it up. - It's fine. I can manage.
Hung, I'll take your car over.
Hung, you promised to offer a coaching job to me.
I'm ready.
I'm confident I can train a team as good as the Evil Team.
Do you think you still can be a coach? Forget it.
But you said... - Get real.
Don't you see? You're a cripple now.
Do you think you still can depend on that tattoo?
Hung, I've served you for 20 years. How can you say such things.
Today, I'm not in the mood. Things change.
You looked great when you were young.
You see, you're just like my dog now.
Forget it. Got lost. I've already taken care of you for 20 years now.
You know, you've cost me a lot of money.
Hung! you're too vain!
If you hadn't given me that kick-back check 20 years ago...
I wouldn't be crippled now.
What? Getting angry? Yell louder!
Hey! You guys hear that?
Thousands of reporters outside. Should I invite them in?
You know... I keep you here to keep you quiet.
Would anyone believe a crippled beggar like you?
You! - Don't be angry.
If you want to blame anyone, blame yourself.
Blame your own greediness.
Forget it.
I'll tell you another thing.
I was the one that arranged the accident to your leg.
Damn it!
That's no way to kick a ball.
Pardon?
I said that's no way to kick a ball.
So what's your opinion?
There has to be a fusion of the strength from the waist to the foot.
What's that - "from the waist to the foot"?
Yes, from the waist to the foot. My idol Bruce Lee has already spoken on the subject.
If you want to learn more, you can take two kung fu lessons from me.
Learn kung fu from you? You just look like a cleaner.
Cleaner is just my job.
My real identity is a postgraduate student.
Postgraduate student?
Studying how to effectively develop Shaolin Kung Fu.
Here's my Business Card.
Shaolin Orthodox School Mighty Stal Leg.
Look! It's really strong.
Fighting is not my style.
I'm an well-educated man. - You're wrong.
Do you see that girl?
I know she's sexy, so what?
But I'm an educated... - No, no, no, no.
Watch it...watch it... watch it...watch it...watch it...
If she had learned Shaolin Kung Fu, Weight Vest,
she would not have fallen like that. You see!
So Shaolin Kung Fu is great!
Hey! Do you want to learn kung fu?
You're crazy!
Look at the woman over there.
If she had studied Shaolin Fung Fu, Iron Hand,
parking would be much easier.
So kung fu is wonderful!
Excuse me! Do you want to learn... - Okay...Get lost you!
You should share the money with me. - Don't ruin our new friendship!
Look at that! - What's wrong?
You've already spent a whole year to trim the tree. You're fired. Get away!
I'm sorry... - Get away!
If he had studied Shaolin kung fu, Nine Fence of the Recluse,
he would not be in trouble!
I think Nine Fence of the Recluse came from Hua Shan.
Don't you know all kung fu styles originated from Shaolin?
Kung fu is absolutely good for different ages.
Brutality is just the wrong impression of kung fu.
Kung fu is an art,
One kind of indomitable spirit.
I'm looking for a good way to package Shaolin Kung Fu...
to let people understand its true meaning.
Enough, already!
I've not finished yet.
Almost finished.
I still have some appointments with my clients. We're done.
Please seize your opportunity! The lame can also learn kung fu.
What are you talking about? Who's the lame?
You're not qualified to talk soccer with me.
I'm sorry!
Yes, I'm lame, but it's none of your business.
The lame?
Bullshit!
What...what?
You scaring me?
Do you still want the garbage? If you don't, I'll call the other one.
I'm coming over. - Hurry up!
Get out of here...
Excuse me! Would you help me put it over there?
No problem!
Your leg is so great!
Twenty cents! - Oh, no! Just twenty cents?
There are some cups and plates inside. Would you give me ten more cents? - No more!
Wah, move it over there.
Mui, please give me ten steamed breads!
Using Tai Chi kung fu to make steamed bread is a startling idea.
The steamed bread looks sweet and tasty.
I'm so impressed by her strong arms.
You... What are you doing?
Singing is the proper way for me to express my true feelings of esteem.
Wow! So beautiful!
I'm not beautiful. Don't laugh at me!
You see! The steamed bread is so great!
Tastes wonderful!
Your Tai Chi kung fu, Shifting Bodies and Transposing Shadows...
It's a firm but gentle kung fu, Shove a Thousand Cattle with Four Tales.
Well!
That's why the steamed bread is so tender and firm.
Fifty cents each. Two steamed breads is one dollar.
So expensive. - Really.
Even though it's so expensive, it's worth it.
I just have fifty cents right now.
May I pay you in 2 days? - OK.
Well! You're a typical kung fu master, speaking with grace and ease.
You know, we are both Shaolin masters.
Would you give me a face-saving permission? - Yes.
Okay!
These valuable sneakers originally cost 2 dollars. Now, I'll let you have them cheap.
One dollar fifty cents, and I'll take one steamed bread more.
Call the police! - Okay!
Why don't you give me permission?
Ah! You're so beautiful...
Shut up!
Stop singing, please.
Put down your money and get away right now.
If you like singing, you should go up to that mountain.
Only crazy people sing up here.
I don't agree with this girl.
It's not crazy for anyone to sing here.
This is exploding.
I'll never give up my dream...
...of becoming a composer.
This gentleman's song is...
...so creative and full of enthusiasm.
Thank you!
You're welcome.
His song has touched me deeply and draws out my enthusiasm.
At this moment, I've a feeling that...
I should explode.
Even if I'm just a butcher, I can also dream of being a dancer.
Great!
Have you guys got nothing to do right now?
Stand straight! Put your hands down! Stretch your neck!
You're nuts!
You can't dance here.
Really?
I just went out to do my facial.
I couldn't imagine that you had already made a mess here.
Why did this crazy guy come here?
You're so ferocious, shouting at everyone.
I came here to buy streamed bread.
Is my steamed bread ready?
Coming! Wait a minute!
Did the guy pay for the steamed bread?
He did.
What's this dirty stuff? Throw it away!
First Big Brother!
It's okay! Keep working. Clean it up, please!
Are you sick, First Big Brother?
I've a headache. I got drunk last night.
Anyway, what do you want? - I want to let you know I awakened already.
Truly? You awakened. - I awakened.
I finally understood. If I want to develop Shaolin Kung Fu for the world,
I need to package it in a new form. - What kind of form?
Singing!
You won't believe what I saw today. I saw a steamed bread shop...
Stop bothering me!
But, what do you think if I combine Shaolin Kung Fu...
with singing and dancing? - Forget it.
How will you know until you try it? - Forget it!
I already told you to quit dreaming.
There's a toilet cleaning job. You should take it...
and quit dreaming.
If we don't have dreams in life, we'll look like a salt fish.
You see, you're a real salt fish without a pair of shoes!
How can you talk about a dream?
Oh, no!
The fire in my heart is not easy to put out!
Why not? Just blow it out!
But I can light it up again! - Enough, already!
We have our own separate lives.
Stop bothering me!
I work to support my family.
You mean you are willing to give up your Iron Head?
Did you forget how long you trained for it?
You're wrong!
I didn't give it up...
for even one day!
Fei!
Boss! - Damn it!
The dancers quit the show already. How can you stay here and do nothing about it?
No! I have a great idea.
What's that?
Combining Shaolin Kung Fu with singing and dancing.
What kind of Shaolin Kung Fu? Look at this.
It's no good for a show.
He's good enough. - No! How about you?
Me?
Shit!
How about your Iron Head?
If you don't do it well, I'll kill you tomorrow.
OK.
First Big Brother, thank you!
Shaolin kung fu is great!
Really great!
Shaolin kung fu is wonderful!
Wonderful!
I'm Iron Head.
Iron Head.
You're Mighty Stal Leg.
I'm Mighty Stal Leg.
Be serious!
Shaolin kung fu is great!
Really great!
Shaolin kung fu is great!
Really great!
Shaolin Kung Fu is wonderful!
Wonderful!
I'm Mighty Stal Leg!
Mighty Stal Leg!
He's Iron Head!
Damn it!
What are you singing about? Your voice sound like howling.
The lyric is disgusting.
I even can't understand one sentence of this.
Yes, of course. Who wrote this lyric?
Who did? - Who did?
Creative work is highly subjective, but I must answer your criticism.
Singing is just the beginning of the show.
The highlight is the performance of Mighty Stal Leg and Iron Head!
Iron Head?
I had already told you that you wrote the bad lyric.
I'm not Iron Head. He's...
lron Head?
I said... - lron Head?
Mighty Stal Leg!
He's Mighty Stal Leg! You still say Mighty Stal Leg?
Killing you! - You still say Mighty Stal Leg?
I'm the real Mighty Stal Leg!
lron Head?
Don't you know Chinese? He's the real...
lron Head? You're so stubborn!
lron...
Do you want to fight back against me?
Thank you so much!
Happy hour is going fast.
It's time for us to say good bye right now.
Let's listen to music!
You crazy guys!
Let's see if you can take more!
Thank you!
Bullshit!
What?
Go! Nothing interested!
Do you still want to fight with us?
I promised my Shaolin master I wouldn't use kung fu to fight with anyone.
This guy is crazy.
But all you guys should apologize!
Apologize? I shouldn't have to. .It's all you guys fault!
Don't move! You said you wouldn't use kung fu to hit anyone.
I'm not coming for fighting. I'm coming to play soccer.
Shit!
You don't need to be so exaggerated!
What?
I'm so sorry!
Do you have some money right now?
Yes.
Thirty cents.
Are you grabbing my money? - Yep.
Did you learn Tong Long Fist? - I did.
Don't insult Shaolin Kung Fu anymore! - OK.
Would you let me take a look at your leg?
I'm not in the mood. Go ahead!
Cool! It's the real, original kung fu.
A great killer slim leg.
It's Shaolin Mighty Stal Leg!
Is it possible to use kung fu to play soccer?
Truly use kung fu?
Yes, of course!
Yeah!
It's a great idea to use kung fu to play soccer.
Why didn't I ever think about that? Are you the lame?
I'm not just the lame. I'm the ex- soccer player, Golden Leg.
Now, I'm a soccer coach.
That's great! You should teach me to play soccer.
Hold on.
No! You told me I could use kung fu to play soccer. - But I need time to consider!
I've no time to think anymore!
It's sunset already!
Time doesn't wait for anyone!
But we still need to prepare!
I'm ready! What do I need?
At least a pair of shoes!
Do you have money to get your sneakers back?
No. But... - I threw them away.
Oh, my God! - Your sneakers were worn out and broken.
Yes, they were broken. But I... - Go home!
My boss will yell at you if she comes back and sees you.
I can't get the broken ones back. There is a repaired pair. Do you want to have it?
First Big Brother, what are you doing? First Big Brother, are you okay?
I'm fine.
What do you want? - I finally got a good idea...
to promote Shaolin Kung Fu.
This is for playing soccer!
Please let me go!
You had already got me into trouble. I was fired.
Now, I work in the rest room to pay for my boss's loss.
So I come here to help you. - No! Absolutely not!
If you force me anymore, my whole family will commit suicide in front of you.
Committing suicide is not a good way to solve any problems.
Be brave! Don't be so silly!
I'm such a loser!
Please don't come here anymore! If you still want to form a soccer team, you can call the other Brothers.
Please, don't bother me! I beg you!
lron Head.
Good morning, Fourth Big Brother! - Good morning, Sing!
How are you?
Let me introduce a great guy to you! He's...
Nice to meet you! - I am Fung.
I know, Fung is so famous in the stock exchange market.
You see! He has a great I. T. look. - Fung is a soccer coach.
Soccer coach! Everyone knows that Fung is the most...
famous figure in the soccer field. Do you use your legs to play soccer?
You see! I'm right. Actually, do you have any job?
I want you to join into my soccer team?
Playing soccer?
I've no job for six months. How can you ask me to play soccer? - If you can use your Empty Hand...
to be the goalkeeper... - What's Empty Hand? That was a long time ago.
You know, I even forgot when our Master died. - Please listen to me!
We're going to sign up the National Soccer Tournament. The prize is one million dollars.
Really? So I say you're the smartest one.
You see! You're dressed up.
Many years ago, our Master ordered us to develop Shaolin kung fu.
Now, you guys get this great idea of using Shaolin Kung Fu to play soccer
You see!
This's the group picture of our Master and Brothers.
I always keep it under my pillow.
You should know what I mean. - Great!
Let's sit down to talk about what you mean.
I'll call you if I've time. Remember, please save a place for me.
No time to talk now. Some clients waiting for me. I should keep my eyes on the stock market.
My trades are for hundreds of thousands each. Hello? What's the price now?
Today, my driver's off.
I just lent my car to my friend,
and I left my wallet in my office.
I'm sorry! No time for lunch with you guys. I'm too busy.
Get away from me!
Third Big Brother, think about it! If you can use Iron Shirt to be the back...
What's lron Shirt?
You see! There are planes in the sky.
There are computers on the street.
It's the 21st century. Stop living in a dreamworld!
But I think it's a good idea to combine kung fu with soccer.
It's true! And there's a large prize.
For Christ sake! You think I'm...
My trades are hundreds of thousand dollars each.
There's no way I'll give up trading to play soccer.
I'm sorry. You know, I'm so direct...
It's impossible to give up my trading and sign up to play soccer with you guys.
Forgive me. I'm an honest guy.
Finally, it's also impossible for me to win a fucking soccer game.
Truly, the probability of winning is 0%.
Probabil...
Probability!
Okay...
It will be heads, or it will be tails.
It'll never stand on end.
So the probability is 0%.
Let me try. - Get away!
I've an appointment with my client at a coffee shop. Get away!
We can have a quick noodle lunch at a stall.
Bullshit! My trades are for hundreds of thousands dollars each.
How can I go eat noodles with you guys?
He's my Sixth Small Brother, Weight Vest.
This is the famous soccer coach, Fung.
Fung, how are you?
What Vest? - Weight Vest
Nice to meet you! Mr. Vest.
Fifth Big Brother, are you thinking about playing soccer?
Yes, if you can use Shaolin Kung Fu, you can play forward with me.
Our attack should be flawless.
Are you sure about this? - Of course.
Great! Do you have any diet pills?
It's hopeless.
Since the virus get into the cerebellum, there's no way for me to lose any pounds.
After I became like this, I'm unable to use Shaolin Kung Fu Weight Vest,
or even to walk quickly.
Yes, you're a little bit fat, but it's not so important.
Forget it!
You see, it was my picture!
Since I've become like this,
I even can't date a girl.
You can't understand that.
I do. I also can't date a girl! - Really?
There has been much gossip about your girls in the papers.
What papers?
Oh! I'm sorry!
Since I've this disease, I can't control myself.
I'm sorry. Please leave me alone!
Small Brother!
You should have confidence! You can do it!
Now, everyone calls me Lazy Pig...
You know, you're the only one who calls me Small Brother.
Thank you!
Lazy Pig, please help me to get the red package of tissue.
The red one!
Playing soccer?
Yes, Second Big Brother!
If you can use Hooking Leg to be the back,
I believe... - Our defense will be flawless! - Absolutely
Don't you think I still can use Hooking Leg?
You just need some practice.
If you trust yourself, you will get your Hooking Leg back.
Really?
I just saw you collecting excrement and urine recently.
Why did you change your job to washing dishes?
Why?
Why do you care? I don't understand, either.
Why isn't my dad the richest guy, Lee Ka Sing?
Why am I going bald, even though I'm so handsome?
You guys are not going bald, but you're so ugly.
Why could the other guys go to school when they were young,
But I was forced to study the Shaolin Kung Fu,
and then become a dish washer, or collect urine and excrement?
Calm down, Second Big Brother!
If you have courage, you can control your fate.
Calm down? If I didn't calm down,
I would kill you guys!
Calm down?
Why are you just sitting there?
Didn't you smell anything disgusting?
If it stinks when I come back, you'll clean it with your tongue!
Your apartment is great!
It's well furnished.
I can't imagine you work as the cleaner downstairs,
but live in the Penthouse on the 59th floor.
You've good taste!
This kind of apartment is so popular.
I can't even get one.
This place is okay.
Just little bit noisy.
Would you mind if I move here?
Forget it!
Your Brothers are not good.
We can find some others to join our team.
It was all my fault. I couldn't persuade them.
It's okay.
You know, I'm so glad that you trust me.
Thank you.
We'll have a short training period to teach you...
to be professional soccer players.
So you should be serious and mutually support each other.
I understand!
Let's go!
Please listen to me!
What would you do if you were in my position?
Yes, of course.
I've a call. Hold on a second.
The ball is coming back down!
What are you doing?
Playing soccer!
The ball is over there!
The ball is over here.
Let me see you kick the ball here.
The ball is over there. - Yes, over there!
You can't even get the ball. How can you kick it from here?
Actually, there are four basic skills of playing soccer:
Pass, stop, hold and kick.
I understand! - Don't move!
Okay. Start from the beginning.
Yours. Hold it.
Watch out!
Concentrate! Concentrate!
Come on! Move!
Yes...you need more cone work.
Almost fine. It's great training.
Do more work with the cones.
Fung, why can't I take part in the training?
Even though your leg is so strong, you can't control it well
What if you kick the ball into the sky...
and then hit a plane? Can you pay for it?
No. - So...
Sixth Small Brother! I'm borrowing your eggs!
What?
If you can control the egg well in the air, you can play soccer.
No problem! - Okay!
Go ahead. It's not easy.
Sixth Small Brother, forget it!
Oh, my god! My egg!
I'll replace it later!
No way!
Give it back to me!
Concentrate...
My egg!
Yes! Yes!
Yours!
Right...
Good...
Yes! Go!
Mark that one! Watch out! How can you let him kick the ball?
Kick it!
Come on!
It's great!
He can just play it by himself.
No! It's teamwork. There's no way just for one to play soccer.
Each half is 30 minutes. There is no break.
We'll follow the international rules.
I'm the referee. Do you have any questions?
Don't be silly? You know, how great Golden Leg is as referee...
and he leads a young soccer team to play with us.
We are very happy about that!
This's Fung! - Fung! Okay. Enough.
This guy has some problems with your team's players.
Now, this game is an exchange of our skills of playing soccer.
It is used to solve this conflict.
You see! They play sincerely.
From their tidy uniform and friendly face,
I can deeply feel their sincerity and the spirit of physical culture.
Thank you!
Calm down.
I'm an auto mechanic.
This crescent wrench is used for turning bolts.
Does that make any sense?
Yes, of course.
I explained it already.
Because I'm a car repairer,
it's all right for me to have a hammer.
Okay. Your team's style...
is very famous in the amateur soccer world.
I understand.
It's an undeserved reputation.
Seems the clouds in the sky...
Okay. Anyway, take care of yourselves.
Shake hands, please!
Great!
Help!
Third Big Brother!
Call the military base, we've just suffered a fierce attack.
Ask for reinforcements!
Stand up.
Stand up!
Stand up quickly!
What are you doing?
Coach, they are lawless. Why don't you stop them?
I'm the referee. I don't have to stop them.
Why not? Do you want us to lose?
You! Out!
Are you nuts?
This is a test.
If you guys can't pass it,
then we don't deserve to win!
It's only a game. We're not fighting a war.
Soccer really is like war.
I surrender! I surrender!
I surrender!
If you wanted me to play,
why did you surrender?
Do you play to lose?
I can't stand it anymore. My bone seems broken.
I'm a pitiful creature!
Please let me go to see a doctor!
Put it on your head!
You see. You look like a dog.
Have you no self-respect?
I don't want to see you.
Put it on your head and go see a doctor.
Yes, I'm a dog. I don't have any self-respect.
First Big Brother is coming back.
What?
I've a feeling that they're back.
Do we still have any weapons? - None!
The final attack!
Oh, my God! I couldn't get it.
Help!